 My mom put half of my "babies" in THE CLOSET.
(Thank goodness she didn't take my funky chicken, or my puppy dog.) How can I sleep tonight knowing so many of my "babies" are in the closet? She even took away 12 of my tennis balls. I only have 10 left to play with. This is not fair. I won't have it. She may think she fooled me, but the next time she gets soda out, I'm going to grab that bag filled with MY BABIES!  Hello Harry,
Call me. I'd be a great member of Gryffindor's Team. I know the Sorting Hat would pick me for Gryffindor. I'm waiting for an Owl with an invitation for me and my mom to go to Hogwarts. You can see we are not Muggles. Look at me fly! And my mom can talk with dogs! Could you send Hagrid to help us find Hogwarts Express. I might need help finding Platform 9 3/4. Hagrid is my favorite, after you, because he loves every body, even animals. Love, Owen PS - I'd really like to learn how to make more dog parks in NYC. We don't have enough. Maybe you, Hermione and Ron could do some magic for me? Just a little spell to make our Mayor say, "Hey! I want a big, clean dog park with a swimming pool on every block!!!! And every year, we will build a glass house over the pool so all dogs can swim all year." Could you put a spell on the dog park so it's always poop free and never, ever smells like pee?  "Did you pee at the garbage can on Third Avenue and 12th Street? You smell familiar." Owen asked. "Yes. That was me!" the little dog said.  I do not like skateboarders. Sure, you may like skateboards. Maybe you like it when they zoooom by you. Maybe you like that awful noise they make. But I DO NOT !! That noise hurts my ears. They scare me when they zoom past me. Sometimes on the sidewalk!!! Can you imagine? It's horrible. If I were the mayor, they would ask me, "Mr. Mayor Owen, Mr. Mayor Owen....What's wrong?" And I would say, "Starting NOW - ALL SKATEBOARDERS MUST GO TO A SKATEBOARD PARK. Any skateboarder caught outside the skateboard park, will have to pay a million dollar fine!!" And I could do that. Cuz I would be The Mayor!! Who would stop me? What else should I do when I become the mayor? |
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