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Half of My "Babies" are in THE CLOSET !!!!

6/5/2013

My mom put half of my "babies" in THE CLOSET.

(Thank goodness she didn't take my funky chicken, or my puppy dog.)

How can I sleep tonight knowing so many of my "babies" are in the closet?

She even took away 12 of my tennis balls. I only have 10 left to play with. This is not fair. I won't have it.

She may think she fooled me, but the next time she gets soda out, I'm going to grab that bag filled with MY BABIES!

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Quidditch? Yes! Look How I Can Fly without a Broom!

6/3/2013

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Hello Harry,

Call me. I'd be a great member of Gryffindor's Team.

I know the Sorting Hat would pick me for Gryffindor.

I'm waiting for an Owl with an invitation for me and my mom to go to Hogwarts.

You can see we are not Muggles. Look at me fly! And my mom can talk with dogs!

Could you send Hagrid to help us find Hogwarts Express. I might need help finding Platform 9 3/4. Hagrid is my favorite, after you, because he loves every body, even animals.

Love,
Owen

PS - I'd really like to learn how to make more dog parks in NYC. We don't have enough. Maybe you, Hermione and Ron could do some magic for me?

Just a little spell to make our Mayor say,

"Hey! I want a big, clean dog park with a swimming pool on every block!!!! And every year, we will build a glass house over the pool so all dogs can swim all year."

Could you put a spell on the dog park so it's always poop free and never, ever smells like pee?

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Taking a break on a step, I'd like to go in and see if they have treats, but my mom doesn't like to just pop in and see people. My mom is strange - after all, they might have treats.

6/1/2013

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Hello at the Doogy Park

6/1/2013

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You look familiar.

Have we met before?

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I love the elevator. Everyone is stuck in there... I get lots of rubs and scratches.

5/22/2013

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I think I know you.

5/15/2013

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"Did you pee at the garbage can on Third Avenue and 12th Street? You smell familiar." Owen asked.

"Yes. That was me!"
the little dog said.

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I think that's a squirrel, or maybe a bird?

4/25/2013

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I'm going to get those skateboarders! And when I do ... I am going to give them a million dollar ticket!!!

4/15/2013

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I do not like skateboarders.

Sure, you may like skateboards.

Maybe you like it when they zoooom by you.

Maybe you like that awful noise they make.

But I DO NOT !!

That noise hurts my ears.

They scare me when they zoom past me. Sometimes on the sidewalk!!! Can you imagine? It's horrible.

If I were the mayor, they would ask me, "Mr. Mayor Owen, Mr. Mayor Owen....What's wrong?"

And I would say, "Starting NOW - ALL SKATEBOARDERS MUST GO TO A SKATEBOARD PARK. Any skateboarder caught outside the skateboard park, will have to pay a million dollar fine!!"

And I could do that. Cuz I would be The Mayor!! Who would stop me?

What else should I do when I become the mayor?

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Can you see the ball? I can!

3/12/2013

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I see the ball.

Do you?

This is proof why I should be an outfielder.

Really.

Don't miss your chance to sign me to the Yankees or Mets.

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Super Outfielder Available. Call Me. Really.

3/12/2013

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I've got my eye on the ball.

I catch the ball EVERY TIME!

Yankees? Mets?

Hello ??

Call me before someone else signs me for next season.

You'll regret not calling me.

Don't say I didn't tell you.

Call Me Soon.

Call me Coach. I'm ready to play!

Look at these plays, it doesn't get better than this!

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All About Me, Owen:

I am a very cute, fluffy dog living in the Big Apple - New York City! I do some pretty cool things. And I write books about the cool things I do. Seriously. I write. Books. You can check them out here. My books are in American Sign Language & English !! So you can read the text, listen in English or watch in ASL !

When I'm not taking photos, writing or making my photos even more cool or doing my duties as an official Service Dog, I love to:

* Play Hide & Rescue my toys
* Learn a new trick (getting treats!!)
* Carry around my favorite book
* Remind my mom I need a tummy, ears, or head rub.
* Go for long walks with my doggy daddy. He is the best guy ever. And he brings me to get hamburgers in the park!
* Stop and say hello to the firemen (who give me treats)
* Remind my mom I need a back scratch
* Go for short walks with my mom
* Try out new recipes (I'm a taster, not a cook.)
* Say hello to the Doormen (who give me treats)
* Nap with my mom and remind her to rub my chin
* Play Bowling
* Stop by the stores who give me treats to say hello
* Play hide & Seek with my mom
* Let my mom brush me for a very long time
* Be the best Service Dog ever !

My Favorite Foods
* chicken treats
* fresh cooked chicken
* hamburgers
* cookies (the doggy kind)

What's Up Owen?

Half of My "Babies" are in THE CLOSET !!!!

Quidditch? Yes! Look How I Can Fly without a Broom!

Taking a break on a step, I'd like to go in and see if they have treats, but my mom doesn't like to just pop in and see people. My mom is strange - after all, they might have treats.

Hello at the Doogy Park

I love the elevator. Everyone is stuck in there... I get lots of rubs and scratches.

I think I know you.

I think that's a squirrel, or maybe a bird?

I'm going to get those skateboarders! And when I do ... I am going to give them a million dollar ticket!!!

Can you see the ball? I can!

Super Outfielder Available. Call Me. Really.

All About Me, Owen:

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