Dear Mr. Mayor,   Hello Harry,
Call me. I'd be a great member of Gryffindor's Team. I know the Sorting Hat would pick me for Gryffindor. I'm waiting for an Owl with an invitation for me and my mom to go to Hogwarts. You can see we are not Muggles. Look at me fly! And my mom can talk with dogs! Could you send Hagrid to help us find Hogwarts Express. I might need help finding Platform 9 3/4. Hagrid is my favorite, after you, because he loves every body, even animals. Love, Owen PS - I'd really like to learn how to make more dog parks in NYC. We don't have enough. Maybe you, Hermione and Ron could do some magic for me? Just a little spell to make our Mayor say, "Hey! I want a big, clean dog park with a swimming pool on every block!!!! And every year, we will build a glass house over the pool so all dogs can swim all year." Could you put a spell on the dog park so it's always poop free and never, ever smells like pee?  "Did you pee at the garbage can on Third Avenue and 12th Street? You smell familiar." Owen asked. "Yes. That was me!" the little dog said.  I see the ball.
Do you? This is proof why I should be an outfielder. Really. Don't miss your chance to sign me to the Yankees or Mets.  I've got my eye on the ball. I catch the ball EVERY TIME! Yankees? Mets? Hello ?? Call me before someone else signs me for next season. You'll regret not calling me. Don't say I didn't tell you. Call Me Soon. Call me Coach. I'm ready to play! Look at these plays, it doesn't get better than this!  
 Snow on my belly feels good!!
 "You are a fast runner!" said Owen. "Yes. I've got short legs but I've got a lot of practice!" |
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