I do not like skateboarders.
Sure, you may like skateboards.
Maybe you like it when they zoooom by you.
Maybe you like that awful noise they make.
But I DO NOT !!
That noise hurts my ears.
They scare me when they zoom past me. Sometimes on the sidewalk!!! Can you imagine? It's horrible.
If I were the mayor, they would ask me, "Mr. Mayor Owen, Mr. Mayor Owen....What's wrong?"
And I would say, "Starting NOW - ALL SKATEBOARDERS MUST GO TO A SKATEBOARD PARK. Any skateboarder caught outside the skateboard park, will have to pay a million dollar fine!!"
And I could do that. Cuz I would be The Mayor!! Who would stop me?
What else should I do when I become the mayor?
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